Martha Stewart is in prison for lying to a Federal investigator. (Apparently, she thought she'd get the same treatment as Bill Clinton.) As This is True puts it, Martha Stewart's recipe is, "Stir for five months".
She is undergoing a two-week indoctrination period, after which she will be assigned her prison job. According to one of her fans,
"They will be lucky to have her in the kitchen," said 24-year-old Nathan Sams, who describes himself as a devoted Stewart fan. "Even with prison-quality stuff, she will make a five-star presidential meal out of it."
But then again, anyone who's ever seen her show knows she can do all kinds of things around the house – cooking, cleaning, gardening (prison farm?), even small remodeling projects.
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